Voidwars

I have one request: I would like round 42 to be named "The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything". I think we all know the meaning for this request. If you don't, do a Google search for "the answer to life the universe and everything" (without the quotes and all in lower case lettering) and it'll give you the answer "42". Really!

Granted, this is a while back, but it is still the same; 

Cotton of Rednex: let me tell you something dipshit you better back the fuck off or ill wipe your punk ass out

Vermithrax of Starchaser: Then you best get to wipin' cuz I ain't goin' nowhere. 

I have several more that I have collected over time, but you get the idea. 

Vermithrax of Starchaser: Hey, you caught me on a bad day. I have had players do the same to me. At least when it happened to me, I didn't post it for the whole world to see.

Or to repeat a quote used earlier; 

<astat> Xiven sucks

Vermithrax of Starchaser (Vermithrax): Okay, you are obviously new to this game or just plain stupid
Kaylee of Serenity (Xiven): Obviously.

[14:56:59] <freesta> you may be reassured to know, that we ultimately blamed kamakaze!

(11:43:23) Cartrodus_ is now known as Huckabee08
(11:43:44) Huckabee08: (that name just sounds so funny)
(11:44:25) Grinder`: Hillaryous
(11:44:26) Grinder`: xD
(11:44:27) Xiven|work: i'm just wondering what the bee did that was so bad that it deserved to be hucked 

(11:10:06 PM) m4xx: and in general... I don't have feelings about attacks... no matter who attacks whom.. ;)
(11:10:33 PM) m4xx: except when a german attacks me, then I'm pretty pissed ;)
(11:10:55 PM) cong06: so that's why the Germans stick together?
(11:11:12 PM) m4xx: yes. I throw with dishes when any german attacks another german
(11:11:18 PM) m4xx: they are very frightened by that.
(11:11:41 PM) Cartrodus_: I have an anti-dish shield generator

Suicide Pirate: I Live in A Far Off Land Past the Shire and Hoth Through Romania and Rome...Past Balmora and Next to well idk

M4XX: and where is that?

Suicide Pirate: Oklahoma =P

[16:27:19] <cong06> I want to start a motion that the next "vote" will be: "whether Bun-Bun and m4xx's relationship should be public"
[16:27:22] <cong06> Options include:
[16:27:24] <cong06> No.
[16:27:26] <cong06> Defintly not.
[16:27:33] <cong06> I'll kill myself if they do.

[20:51:15] <Xiven> what can i do for you today?
[20:51:42] <m4xx> don't ask what YOU can do for us today
[20:51:49] <m4xx> ask what you can do for us tomorrow!
[20:53:16] <Xiven> k, i'll ask tomorrow
[20:53:43] <Cartrodus_> just read the last few lines of astat ^^
[20:54:01] <Xiven> do i have to?

<Xiven> got any more?
<m4xx_> not yet, have to get the master sword first
<Xiven> i see
<cong06> lol
<cong06> which zelda are you playing?
<m4xx_> what are you talking about?!
<m4xx_> i've to go to the forest here and find that damn sword!
* m4xx_ gets his wooden shield and his green cap and goes searching for it
<m4xx_> afk!
<cong06> oh....
<Xiven> apparently m4xx_ is the legendary hero we've been waiting for all along
<cong06> \o/

[11:16:11] <Bun-Bun> ahhh I blame my sister..
[11:16:27] <Bun-Bun> yep...it was her!
[11:16:36] <Xiven|work> indeed
[11:16:54] <Kam> so you have a sister
[11:17:01] <Bun-Bun> err yeah...
[11:17:04] <Kam> your feelings have betrayed her too
[11:17:17] <Bun-Bun> umm yeah...I am sure they did!
[11:17:37] <Kam> if you will not join us then perhaps she will
[11:17:59] <Bun-Bun> Join you in what???
[11:19:53] <Kam> the force is not strong with this one
[11:20:13] <Bun-Bun> Hmm evidently not...
[11:20:17] <Bun-Bun> Kam is being enigmatic...
[11:20:40] <Kam> do or do not, there is no try
[11:22:40] <Aylee> what the.....
[11:22:43] <Aylee> you're weird

(5:28:49 PM) Kamakaze: now the game has started
(5:29:05 PM) Kamakaze: xiven did something which essentially does nothing at all
(5:29:37 PM) Agregatious: Is that still doing something, if that something is nothing?
(5:31:44 PM) Kamakaze: well he did something which does do something but not really anything useful
(5:32:21 PM) Kamakaze: that something should most certainly be made to do what he thought it would do though

[16:07:08] <cong06> I hope I get to be a lucky donkey sometime...

[13:46:20] * astat (~astat@193.170.62.162) has joined #voidwars
* L sets mode: +v astat
<astat> Xiven devours dick.
* L sets mode: +o Xiven
<astat> :(
* astat (~astat@193.170.62.162) has left #voidwars

<astat> Xiven sucks

<astat> younger, better players may push me from the voidwars throne
<astat> but i will rule this channel
<astat> forever.
* astat was kicked by Xiven (forever?)

<Kam> the problem with m4xx is that his tenuous link to reality is fading

(7:48:05 AM) Kam: a m4xx was walking along the bank of a river looking for a way to the other side. He came across a lovebun and asked if she could carry him on her back. She said no if I do that you will slap me. He said that if he did that they would both drown. So she thought about it and agreed to carry him across. 
(7:48:24 AM) Kam: pineapple fruitcakes!
...
(7:50:17 AM) Kam: Half way across the river m4xx slapped lovebun and as the water washed them away, the lovebun asked "why did you do that, now we will both drown". The m4xx said "I couldnt help it, its my nature"
(7:51:12 AM) Grinder`: and what does kam's parable teach us Lovebun?
(7:51:36 AM) Lovebun: It teaches Lovebun not to listen to nasty people 
(7:51:44 AM) Grinder`: all wrong
(7:51:46 AM) Kam: that watching too much star trek is bad for you

[10:16:12] <m4xx_> when i was younger i always dreamt about giant enemy crabs that you could hit the weak point for massive damage

<cong06> you know Kam would never do that. lol
<Bun-Bun> No, it would be too logical
<cong06> it's not voidwars if the game doesn't run for 3+ weeks after the game actually ended and everyone quit

(cong06 is engaging a fleet and a plasma cannons platform)
<cong06> who you placing bets on?
<Cartrodus> hm dunno
<cong06> ...doesn't sound too good for me....
<cong06> I don't usually like to enter battles where there's a question....
<Cartrodus> I'm not good at predicting the combat performance of weapons platforms =(
<Cartrodus> ship wise you'd probably win
(...)
<cong06> ....I've lost too many frigs this battle.....
<cong06> curse you!
<cong06> lol
<Cartrodus> :D
<Cartrodus> plasma cannon platform has some nice firepower, I guess
(...)
<cong06> oh. crap. just noticed it was a plasma platform and not a laser....
<cong06> that's why....my chimeras....
<Cartrodus> LOL
<cong06> and cart already said that....
<Bun-Bun> I won't comment....

<m4xx_> starchaser has more than a half of our population, that means every starchaser member has more than a quarter of population of a Third Grade member, i think that is a serious threat Cartrodus_ 
<m4xx_> we should do something immediately
<Cartrodus_> oh
<Cartrodus_> :(
<Cartrodus_> well, bring out the gimp!
<Cartrodus_> he will handle it
--> ulukaii (~gfg@ACAE8F40.ipt.aol.com) has joined #voidwars

<@Xiven> chances are, the answer to your question is always 'kam'
<Cartrodus> ^^
<+astat> who facked that dirty little donkey yesterday evening?

(12:22:37 PM) astat: kam if you really liked me, you'd postpone the gamestart until april
(12:23:26 PM) Kam: I guess I dont then
(12:28:02 PM) astat: kam if you really disliked me, you'd postpone the gamestart until april
(12:28:22 PM) Kam: I am completely indifferent to you

(11:59:37) astat: i am beautiful
(11:59:39) astat: in every single way
(11:59:57) cong06: words can't take you down
(12:02:31) astat: and neither can Kamakaze
(12:02:46) astat: i'm the king of the void!
(12:02:54) Kamakaze: or queen
(12:03:04) astat: astral queen

(11:46:26) cong06: hey astat. you're back.
(11:46:42) astat: i've always been with you, cong06
(11:46:44) astat: always.
(11:46:47) cong06: lol
(11:46:55) Kamakaze: you are his sister?
(11:47:38) astat: his sheep

<Kamakaze> so as I was saying, I will add a tech that once researched makes your ships immune to all of astats ships

<+astat> hm.. posting a pic of me in ninja/muslim outfit made kam talk for a second.. i think we should start a new competition on a daily basis. the one who manages to get the most kam responses for anything he cares to write in here wins the daily pot.

<+astat> damn Kamakaze, i cant see crap without them! how am i supposed to handle a bow without me glasses?! :D
<TheSmithie> contacts?
<+astat> screw you

<astat> i wonder if there is a hidden technology if i keep researching without aim for much longer
<Kam|work> lol
<Kam|work> you give us too much credit

(19:04:30) astat: we got a problem
(19:04:51) cong06: what?
(19:05:32) astat: players are supposed to bring new friends into vw
(19:05:39) astat: but since only unpopular and lonely nerds are attracted by voidwars, no player has any friends.

[21:44:10] <astat> we can donate semen for 75 euro in austria
[21:44:12] <astat> this is cool
[21:44:51] <cong06|lap> lol.
[21:44:57] * cong06|lap has left #voidwars

(19:19:52) Jevin: wow, a big crew here
(19:21:25) Xiven: massive
(19:28:20) Xiven: lol
(19:32:22) Xiven: it may be a massive crew, but they're very quiet
(19:33:33) Kam: perhaps they are giant enemy crabs that you can hit the weak point for massive damage

Game 17 Forum
asat:
kam, the auto-change tech research algorithms, though sophisticated they may be, still need some more finetuning. ;)

kam:
they follow a carefully planned well thought out extremely complex algorithm that would require a degree in thermodynamics to understand. honestly.

<astat> i should have taken that P sooner
<Kam> lol
<Kam> did you make a mess on the floor then?

<Kam> astat, I am going to log in as you, so dont do anything ok =0
<astat> hm k
<astat> guess everyone wants to be me once in a while..
<Xiven> true

In Off-topic forum, topic name: guild wars

<I live in a tin can> does anyone have/play guild wars and if you do reply please
<W> I have/play not guild wars this is not a reply please ignore thanks

<Kam|work> so did you come on here because you heard about the horse sex?
<astat> yes

<Kam|work> you will be happy to hear that if you search for "horse sex slaver" in google, voidwars is the 3rd hit =/ 
<Kam|work> and yes I discovered through referer logs not through personal experimentation
<Cartrodus_> it is no1 hit on google.de :D 
<Kam|work> well you know what germans are like....

<Kam|work> you will be happy to hear that if you search for "horse sex slaver" in google, voidwars is the 3rd hit =/ 
<Kam|work> and yes I discovered through referer logs not through personal experimentation

After losing a whole lot of ships over an X-class planet with less than 60 K population protected by cloaked minefield.
	<DreadPirate>	cong06 , aren't cloaked minefields wonderful?
	<cong06>	*sigh* yeah.
	<cong06>	wasn't thinking apparently.

[14:16:09] <DreadPirate> And one final comment, when the server comes back, as president of the Void Organization of Cake Associated Lovers (VOCAL), I demand that in the interests of equal time, instead of changing the topic back to pie, it should be cake!

<W_> what country DOESN'T have incest laws? I'd like to move there

<W_> btw Kam|work, you should be happy someone is enthusiastic about your game
<Kam|work> yes but I shouldnt be afraid to go outside when the the server is down in case of being attacked by blood thirsty players

<Jevins> Random, Random, Random.
<m4xx_> 6, 3, 9.
<Jevins> not that random
<Jevins> the other random

<W_work> !seen astat
<W_work> guess noone running seen scripts here
<Kam|work> last seen Astat, 3 days ago saying "I really want to fuck that donkey"

 <m4xx_> lol
 <m4xx_> FUNNY
 <m4xx_> i can charge myself with my mac power cable
 <m4xx_> its blinking
 <m4xx_> *blink blink*

[13:49:01] <Kam|work> ok
[13:49:08] <Kam|work> I have removed planets from the game
[13:49:15] <Kam|work> people kept fighting over them
[13:49:27] <Kam|work> so thought it best to remove them to make people get along better

<_W_> ARGH
<_W_> "cancel all orders" MUST have a confirmation dialog for construction ships
<Xiven> heh
<_W_> seriously
<_W_> you can move that feature request back to bugs
<_W_> it's really a user interface bug that it isn't there
<_W_> imagine if windows came with a "format all drives" button, and had a global mouse gesture of up down right left to activate
<Xiven> lol

[16:53] 	<m4xx>	und weniger als 8 is zu wenig!
[16:54] 	<astat>	alte meschen brauchen nur noch so 4h schlaf
[16:54] 	<astat>	ich frag mich, warum man die immer so früh ins bett stecken muss
[16:54] 	<astat>	tanzt den adolf hitler!
[16:54] 	<astat>	\o.
[16:54] 	<astat>	\o/
[16:54] 	<astat>	.o/
[16:55] 	<astat>	\o.
[16:55] 	<astat>	\o/
[16:55] 	<astat>	.o/
[16:55] 	<astat>	.o.
[16:55] 	<astat>	\o.

I came to this website, thinking it was fun.
But now I wait for a game, and the fun is none.

Stub of Wikipedia:
"This empire is a Stub. You can help Wikipedia by expanding it."

* Jevins (~sbrooks3@pool-71-100-29-102.tampfl.dsl-w.verizon.net) has entered #voidwars
<Jevins> so I have these coloney ships
<Jevins> and they ran out of fuel
<astat> a good one

<Jevins> hey, while you are messing with my planets I think my planet at (**,**) is missing a 0 at the end of the current population. can you fix it
<Jevins> ?
<Kamak> sure
<Jevins> ok thanks
<Kamak> sets it back to 0,000,000

<m4xx> well ill give you a summary of the discussion above Jevins 
<Jevins> if you want
<m4xx> http://m4xx.net/georg.png
<+astat_> lol?
<Jevins> short summary

<Xiven> i entirely blame kam btw

<Kam|work> how much does mink mk II cost ?
<Kam|work> mine
<astat_> your mink?
<astat_> i have no idea
<Kam|work> I wear rat fur
<astat_> lol..
<Kam|work> Bakani rat fur

astat: yes yes yes!
if i understand you correctly, this would also render those fixed slot/universe sizes useless? you would simply open a game, wait for a week, then the game would create a universe based on the amount of willing players? oh this would be just what i've been dreaming today. :)

Kamakaze: You need to get some better dreams =)

<astat> go into a corner and die
* m4xx goes into a corner and dies
<Cartrodus> :D
<astat> hooray

Saying "You cant do it" is more like saying "You won't"
-Jeep Crompton

Motivation may require a kick in the ass but sometimes we must do our own donkey work. (Bryan Quinn)

[20:52:14] <Xiven> "Due to my continued apathy and general annoyance at players who just can't stop moaning over and over and over and over again about the same bloody things I am hereby resigning as Voidwars Administrator effective immediately. Have a nice day."  How does that sound?
[20:52:26] <Xiven> too dramatic?
[20:52:36] <m4xx_> no
[20:52:42] <m4xx_> its just perfect
[20:52:44] <Xiven> cool

<Kamakaze> who is the person with the cute mouse kiwi
<Kamakaze> and who has the care bear
<Cartrodus_> the kiwi mouse is no6/caerwine
<Cartrodus_> and carebear is an amrican who started playing in g7 oder something like that
<Cartrodus_> *american
<Cartrodus_> <Cartrodus_> the kiwi mouse is no6/caerwine <-- aka rod serling, btw ;)
<Kamakaze> hes cool
<Cartrodus_> yep

<astat_> kam, btw.. why's there so few people starting on your initiative? 
<astat_> only fresh blood is coming from germans and aussie group
<Kam|work> my initiative?
<astat_> dont you know lots of overweight nerds with no girlfriend and no chance of ever finding one?
<m4xx> fu

* Du sprichst jetzt in #voidwars
* Das Thema für #voidwars ist: Voidwars game opening this weekend
* Das Thema für #voidwars wurde gesetzt durch Kam|work um Fri Jul 22 11:27:52 2005
* L gibt Voice-Status an astat
<astat> is sth wrong with voidwars, or is it me?
<Kamakaze> must be you
<Kamakaze> cant see rod serling here anywhere

<Kamakaze> what line break issue?
<Cartrodus_> kam would have done it _tomorrow_
<Xiven> long lines weren't wrapping
<Cartrodus_> we should call next round of voidwars "tomorrow never dies"

<m4xx_> so Xiven, i guess people are awaiting the consequences
<Xiven> yes
<Xiven> so it seems
<m4xx_> this is kinda deja vu 
<m4xx_> well well..
<Xiven> it is?
<Xiven> how many other games have you hacked? :P

<Xiven> wise words Kamakaze 
<Kamakaze> even the eagle knows when to sleep
* L gibt Op-Status an Kamakaze
<Xiven> :)
* Kamakaze has changed the topic to: A scorpion was walking along the bank of a river... - Game 9 Ended
<Kamakaze> night
* Kamakaze hat die Verbindung getrennt (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<Xiven> mysterious are the ways of the kamakaze

<m4xx_> Xiven, plz force kam to fix the speedup bug within the next days :)
<Cartrodus__> *gg*
<-- Xiven has quit (Signed off)

<Ayeloria> that Odin's might is a bastard!
<Cartrodus_> :D
<Ayeloria> Oh dear...look what's heading for that innocent wee colony ship!
<Cartrodus_> hmm?
<Cartrodus_> you mean probe? :)
<Ayeloria> hey who turned out all the lights????
<Cartrodus_> ^^

[23:58] m4xx_ Kamakaze, Xiven, vw ticker stopped 
[23:58] m4xx_ approximated time till rodserling arrival: 5 minutes 
[00:00] Cartrodus lol 
[00:01] * RodSerling (~chatzilla@user-2ivffkd.dialup.mindspring.com) has joined #voidwars 
[00:02] RodSerling Xiven , Kama , the ticker's stuck. 
[00:02] m4xx_ not bad eh? 
[00:03] Cartrodus hahaha

<RodSerling> astat_  , Is it all right to play voidwars while being eaten? ^_^
<m4xx_> someone is eating you?
<m4xx_> :/
<RodSerling> From the Game 9 forum: "astat>  it is forbidden to play voidwars while being drunk."
<m4xx_> lol :D
<RodSerling> I presume he meant to say: " it is forbidden to play voidwars while drunk."  which is not quite the same.

<Kamakaze> m4xx the llama was walking one day, he found a coin and said "wey hey", he walked some more on a fine summers day, when he was shot by a hunter shouting "its llama day!"

<m4xx_> g9 really rules
<m4xx_> the best change was removing astat

[quote=Slaver Prime]Send that probe deep, my friend![/quote]

<astat__> <astat_> hm flaming season in the forum..
<astat__> <Xiven> when is it not?
<astat__> <astat_> when my iron fist oppresses everything
<astat__> <astat_> but seriously, quarrels like SC-cotton usually only start after some time of playing :)
<astat__> <astat_> Xiven, i will start another flame war with you now
<astat__> <astat_> by childishly accusing you of cheating and horse sex in public forum
<astat__> <Xiven> sounds like fun
<astat__> <astat_> maybe i'll cut off the cheating part and just concentrate on the horse sex...
<astat__> * Xiven adds to the quotes thread
<astat__> <Xiven> quoting out of context is fun
<astat__> <astat_> :D
<Kamakaze> yes I read that
<Kamakaze> it doesnt really make it any better knowing the context

[20:36:38] <astat_> maybe i'll cut off the cheating part and just concentrate on the horse sex...

[02:52] <Kamakaze> it doesnt work at all it will tomorrow

[02:43] <Kamakaze> i'll have a go at it tomorrow

[02:44] <Kamakaze> i'll try it tomorrow

[02:06] <Kamakaze> perhaps i might have a go tomorrow

[05:04] <Kamakaze> i shall do that xp total thing tomorrow

[03:39] <Kamakaze> perhaps i might do it tomorrow

[05:06] <Kamakaze> i will look at it tomorrow

<Kamakaze> perhaps I should do the voidwars rankings _tomorrow_ =)
<astat__> i knew this would come :)
<Kamakaze> I could also do the new bombarding tomorrow
<Kamakaze> and redesign intel tomorrow

<astat> people should be informed now, kam - and btw, did i address the indifference between intel3 and intel4 already? :)
<Kamakaze> the differences between intel places will go away anyway
<astat> intel places?
<Kamakaze> the buildings may go away entirely eventually
<astat> oh
<astat> so youre working on sth new again?
<Kamakaze> if you mean "working on crazy ideas" then yes

<astat_> another player putting my moderator abilities into question
<astat_> fisty...
<astat_> capri, fisty - they always come from the same corner
<m4xx_> an what about me?
* Xiven|afk ist jetzt bekannt als Xiven
<astat_> you simply suck
<Xiven> hello to you too

<m4xx_> y is there no flushing mission listed?
<Xiven> umm
<Xiven> don't know
<Xiven> have you not researched it?
<m4xx_> lol
<m4xx_> ...
<m4xx_> i can flush
<Xiven> good
<Xiven> otherwise it could get nasty

[21:36] <Kam|afk> idea: stars are always visible on the map 
[21:36] <Kam|afk> discuss in my absense 
[21:36] <Xiven> nice 
[21:54] <c0sm0> bad

<astat_> Xiven - have i already told you that i got m4xx on the job to creat voidwars-bash? :)
<Xiven> voidwars-bash?
<astat_> a bash.org like quote DB for our insider quotes
<astat_> with voting system and stuff
<Xiven> ah, excellent
<astat_> i'd like to keep stressing it since it will certainly increase m4xx' motivation if you guys know about it as well :)
<Xiven> good plan
<astat_> he always seems so keen to impress you :)
<Xiven> quite right too

Jan 07 16:32:00 <astat_> m4xx, draw more comics please
Jan 07 16:32:09 <astat_> either that, or keep coding ;)
Jan 07 16:32:27 <Kamakaze> I might make some more this year

<RodSerling> How often are the festival costs assessed?  Once per festival? per day? per hour? per tick?
<Kamakaze> per tick
<Kamakaze> remind me to add that text
<RodSerling> add that text
<astat_> ^^
<Kamakaze> at some time other than now!

<Kamakaze> just set out with the mission of stopping astat from winning
<Kamakaze> and if you succeed you have won

<Xiven> it's quite simple.  web developers like myself can't make full use of new web standards like xhtml because most of the users on the internet use IE which can't cope with it.  therefore we need to convince as many people as possible to ditch IE.  firefox is designed to be the best IE replacement
<Xiven> to get the 'average' IE user to switch
<Xiven> once we have enough users of non-IE browsers out there, websites that only work in IE will be forced to sort themselves out
<astat|> hope so
<Xiven> and thus will begin the web utopia

* Kam|sleep is now known as Kamakaze
<m4xx_> gmorning Kamakaze *cuddle*
<Kamakaze> morning
<m4xx_> can i help youu?
<Kamakaze> only if you are on the 4th floor or higher of a building or near a cliff
<m4xx_> unfortunately not :/
* m4xx_ has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving)
<astat|> rofl

* m4xx_ has joined #voidwars
<m4xx_> xiviieeee 
* astat| is now known as astat
<Xiven> lo
<m4xx_> lo
<astat> nerds in #voidwars
<m4xx_> ive to go to bed in 10 minutes..
<m4xx_> are you sad about that Xiven?
<Xiven> yes, it's very upsetting
<m4xx_> :/

Quote: Fisty
I would like to see some statistics on how many folk are gored to death by a rampaging rabbit per annum – as opposed to deaths caused by a negligent redneck on a mobile phone in an urban assault vehicle with obligatory gun racks and enough spot lights to melt the road at 100 meters.

The following comments were made by the Socks Minister of Information, Ba'kano Saleen ba-Bahaf, shortly before his unexplained disappearance:

"There are no Gehenna infidels in the Lylat System. Never! My feelings - as usual - we will slaughter them all. Our initial assessment is that they will all die. I blame Galactic News Network - they are marketing for the Ghehennans! Ba'ka'noth will roast their stomachs in hell at the hands of the Socks. They're coming to surrender or be burned in their Falcon Mark IIs. No I am not scared, and neither should you be! Be assured. Lylat VI is safe, protected! Who are in control, they are not in control of anything - they don't even control themselves! We are not afraid of the Ghehennans. Ba'ka'noth has condemned them. They are stupid. They are stupid, and they are condemned.

"The Gehennans, they always depend on a method what I call ... stupid, silly. All I ask is check yourself. Do not in fact repeat their lies. I can say, and I am responsible for what I am saying, that they have started to commit suicide under the plasma cannons of Lylat II. We will encourage them to commit more suicides quickly. I can assure you that those villains will recognize, will discover in appropriate time in the future how stupid they are and how they are pretending things which have never taken place. We have destroyed two frigates, capital ships, Death Scythes, Mantis Mark IIIs, two fuel tankers and a pear tree - we have driven them back."

[22:49] * Now talking in #voidwars
[22:49] -L- [#voidwars] Welcome to #voidwars (http://www.voidwars.com)
[23:28] <astat> hey, kam
[23:28] <GwieF> kam is dead

<Xiven> i have Kamakaze on the job trying to figure out how on earth his code has actually managed to work so far when it clearly shouldn't  

<astat> i'll never make it into quotes thread when people dont understand my joke attempts...

<m4xx_> ich bin der arschfickmann das is der arschficksong und der geht dadadadadada, dadadadada
<Xiven> do i want to know what an arschfick is?

<m4xx_> and what should be the topics in the german forum?
<Kamakaze> i dont know
<Kamakaze> what sorts of things do you germans discuss
<Xiven> whatever you want as long as you don't displease our german moderator
<m4xx_> pr0n?
<Kamakaze> if it is voidwars related porn

[03:26] <astat> so, there he was with his 600 ghost2, 80 hydra3 and 80 mantis3, right about to advance deeper into my empire when he had refuelled on the new L
[03:26] <Kamakaze> 600!
[03:26] <Kamakaze> 600!!!!!
[03:26] <astat> and when the ships were one sector away from the next planet, our peace agreement was settled
[03:27] <astat> well, dont be surprised if you f*ck up the balance and make ghosts/lokis way too good  
[03:27] <Kamakaze> but 600 !
[03:28] <astat> but actually, i am very proud of myself... when the war with no6 started, i had about 900 falcon3, but no lokis2
[03:28] <Kamakaze> in g7 that needs 1800000000 population to support it without upkeep
[03:28] <Kamakaze> thats 1,800 million!
[03:28] <astat> trying to copy his successful strategy, i managed to build up an equally strong stealth fleet in no time
[03:29] <astat> nice to hear - i like small fleets
[03:29] <Kamakaze> so does our server =)
[03:29] <astat> you could introduce leaders, change the setting to fantasy and call it voidcraft
[03:29] <Xiven> yes, a nice added feature is reduced server load
[03:29] <Kamakaze> treewars
[03:29] <Kamakaze> forestwars 
[03:29] <Kamakaze> i think thats what we decided =)
[03:30] <astat> hmm i want that few lines in quotes thread... but it would be a bit arrogant if i posted it myself  
[03:30] <astat> but voidcraft is the cooler analogy than forestwars
[03:30] <Kamakaze> yeah but it depends which half of the name we want to keep
[03:31] <astat> since void and craft are the more distinguish parts of both names..
[03:31] <astat> you could call it warwars though

<Kamakaze> we should just create a 4 player game for astat, m4xx, sloan and fisty

<astat> id say this concept could develop during game automatically
<astat> since, as i said, an evil empire at 50% morale wont lose much when assaulting neighbors
<astat> in contrast to a 100% one
<astat> while the 100% has better research... how about building and technologies that are only available at 90+ morale 
<ErnstBlofeld> Or now about setting things up so that 0% morale doesn't equal 0% production.
<Kamakaze> and how about you both write the code for all this and I go on holiday?
<ErnstBlofeld> Just consider this one of those "team building" exercises.

[23:29] <astat> [22:52] <astat> [17:44] <astat> how about adding "average empire morale" in empire report?
[23:30] <Kamakaze> why do you keep saying that
[23:34] <astat> because it calls for an answer
[23:34] <Kamakaze> what do you want me to say?
[23:34] <Kamakaze> yes?
[23:34] <astat> yes!
[23:35] <astat> you know, i am used to get ignored about all my decent ideas from other mmogs
[23:35] <Kamakaze> they are never ignored

<Kamakaze> would you want a german only forum opened on the portals at all?
<astat> no, some practice in english is just good for those suckers
<Kamakaze> heh
<astat> besides, we have an unofficial german vw forum
<astat> dont take away the power i have :P
* Kamakaze unplugs astat

[20:07] <ErnstBlofeld> The main forum looked better with just the fixed width and the single top graphic.
[20:10] <ErnstBlofeld> What you are doing there now might look OK once you take the logo off of the right graphic, leaving just the planet and the menu on the right graphic and the Voidwars on the left graphic.
[20:12] <ErnstBlofeld> In fact, it probably will look OK now that I've had a chance to think about it.
[20:13] <ErnstBlofeld> In fact, it looks like you've fixed it, even as I typed.
[20:16] <ErnstBlofeld> However, the poll on the intro page, still messes up narrow windows.  
[20:16] * ErnstBlofeld has quit IRC (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.61 [Mozilla rv:1.7b/20040421] )
[20:22] <Kamakaze> glad to see I resolved his problem by not doing anything

<Kamakaze> if you bombard a planet and it says that 6,000,000 people consider this an evil act
<Kamakaze> i would recommend stopping
<m4xx_> lol
<m4xx_> then i'll kill those 6.000.000 for not being loyal to their ruler =)
<Kamakaze> well you could have 1 person and still have 6 million ppl who are unhappy about something
<Kamakaze> since they are non-existent people 

<Kamakaze> i wouldnt call that bull****
<Kamakaze> creative truth distortion
<m4xx_> Kamakaze: you know that you only want to terrorize me
<m4xx_> why dont you confess?
<Kamakaze> because i dont have a guilty conscience
<m4xx_> that is not a question of guilty.
<astat> lol
<Kamakaze> well dont only guilty people and pyschos confess to things
<astat> well
<astat> you can do something and admit it without feeling guilty about it
<m4xx_> but we could be have a kindly relationship if you would talk more candid..
<Kamakaze> but then i would attack you and you would get even more upset

* ErnstBlofeld has joined #voidwars
<ErnstBlofeld> Any progress on the sensor bug or is that one fairly low on your to do list?
<Kamakaze> probably
<Kamakaze> its not that important really =)
<Kamakaze> the voidwars team are taking part in team building exercises
<ErnstBlofeld> Yes, fixing the 0% morale bug is probably more important as it has already struck at least twice.
<Kamakaze> oh thats fixed
<Kamakaze> the third occurance was a user behaving badly
<ErnstBlofeld> But if you are already a team, then why are you faving to take part in team building exercises?  
<ErnstBlofeld> Third occurance. The only two I know about are the ones that got posted on the 0% Morale thread.
<ErnstBlofeld> So who was the third unfortunate soul?
<Kamakaze> because these "team building" exercises are fun
<ErnstBlofeld> You're supposed to be too busy to have fun.  

<m4xx_> [19:56] <Kamakaze> i was conducting weapons firing tests
<m4xx_> [19:56] <Kamakaze> your ship got in the way
<m4xx_> =)

<m4xx_> kam kam kam...
<Kamakaze> m4xx m4xx m4xx
<m4xx_> you forgot the dots
<Kamakaze> given the ability to upgrade a planets sensors would you want the planet to start with no sensors
<m4xx_> huh?
<Kamakaze> when you first colonise a planet
<Kamakaze> should it start with sensors
<m4xx_> uhm, i think that I don't give a ****....
<Kamakaze> i see

<Kamakaze> well that is incorrect then
<astat> hm
<Kamakaze> you can blame xiven for that
<astat> ok - i blame xiven

<astat> but, seriously - cant you rotate your symbols?
<astat> i dont want a dynamic shadow... but you can get almost the same effect by simply rotating the whole planet symbol
<Kamakaze> you cant rotate images
<Kamakaze> and im not going to create 360 images for each planet
<astat> ^^

<astat> and have you found your credit's name already?
<Kamakaze> well best so far was a "void"
<astat> and that was MY proposal! :D
<Kamakaze> yes 
<Kamakaze> yes it was

<ErnstBlofeld> BTW, I came up with a punny idea for another race. the "Berg" a group of cyborgs originally from an ice world.
<Kamakaze> lol
<Kamakaze> i think thats a bit too cheesy
<ErnstBlofeld> I am IceCubus of Berg, insulation is futile.

<astat> why does noone post anything into the quotes thread??
<Kamakaze> because thats your job =)

28/05/2003
08:04 < Astat> ...everything seems to be ok; good.  ... or is it? let sth happen, vorlon! :D
08:05 < Astat> attack me perfidiously, be no 1, and then we start next round!  

<Some hours later>

19:57 -!- Astat [~astat@193.170.62.162] has joined #voidwars
19:59 < Astat> arg...

WHY:
2003-05-28 15:40:31

Combat is occuring at sector (35,72)
Total Friendly Ships : 109. Total Allied Ships : 156. Total Enemy Ships : 77..Full Report

Class Friendly Total Friendly Lost Allied Total Allied Lost Enemy Total Enemy Lost 
Hydra Mk II 20 0 31 0 16 0 
Falcon Mk II 20 0 39 0 14 0 
Panther Mk II 20 0 21 0 16 1 
Viper Mk II 0 0 25 0 0 0 
Eagle Mk III 13 0 30 0 2 0 
BFG 10 0 0 0 0 0 
Dragon Mk II 0 0 0 0 4 0 
Chimera Mk II 20 0 10 0 12 0 
Stork Mk III 0 0 0 0 3 0 
Scorpion Mk II 6 0 0 0 2 0 
Probe Mk III 0 0 0 0 6 6 
Stealth Probe 0 0 0 0 2 2 

Empires Involed: Earl,Vorlon Empire,Astat

<astat> this channel just doesn't give me the respect i deserve.
<Kamakaze> we dont have any tomatoes to throw

[during game6]
<Kamakaze> when did we have a frigate corvette shift?
<Kamakaze> what is a frigate corvette shift?

<astat> i just found out what alt+z does
<Xiven> oh, what does it do?
<astat> damn

* astat changes topic to 'astat rulez the chan once again, lazy admins suck '
* Kamakaze sets mode: +t
* Kamakaze changes topic to 'Astat likes sheep '

[21:01] <KOO-> But, like the other games... I am probably dead LOL
[21:02] <KOO-> So, how long have you two been planning this attack?
[21:03] <lord_lomion> [13:53:48] <Grinder> hoi lomi

<Astat> here, take a look 
[showing voidwars screenshots]
<^YKW^> looks liek pacman on crack to be honest :P

<Kam> i want a script that slowly eats the universe

<Cosmo_> lol, im not support. im not admin. im just an innocent victim of circumstance

<Cosmo_> astat....have i ever given accurate information about anything voidwars related?

<Astat> if you guys dont get your asses moving, the german-speaking percentage will rise from round to round.  
<Astat> one far day, we will demand a bilingual voidwars.
<Kam> yes klingon and english

[18:59] * Kam has joined #voidwars
[18:59] * L sets mode: +o Kam
[18:59] <Astat> that must have been a joke  
[18:59] <Xiven> what?
[19:00] <Kam> something about a ferengi in a gorilla suit?

<IsoSchiz> 5'11", dark hair, brown eyes... that sort of description...?
<Xiv> more like 5'9" and blue eyes, but otherwise scarily close

<Aviarium> isnt there a nice message when an empire is fully destroyed? ^^
<Kamakaze> yes but only if you destroy astats empire

<Aviarium> i think astat is not a worm who is killed by salt

<Kamakaze> poke him with woodman
<Aviarium> who is woodman?
<GwieF> ignore everything kam says

<Sha_Ka_Ree> my god are you 12 years old?
<Astat> no, i'm austrian

<Aviarium> but what do you try to tell here?
<Kamakaze> absolutely nothing

<Sha_Ka_Ree> lol with Astat being apathologicaly insane brutastic wanker, I had no chance

<Xiven> because you suggested that changing the planet graphics was pointless, and I disagreed  
<Astat> ...in a zynical way; i am worrying because i already have enough personal enemies in that game, dont want my former allies to leave me as well  
<Xiven> i should point out that the world is "cynical"  
<Xiven> word
<Xiven> damn :P

<Xiven> there are no federation fleets in Lina's space. Even as we speak the infidels are self-destructing themselves on our borders

Xiven is sitting an allied player's account:
<Xiven> i have an admin's permission

<Keeper_Of_Orion> If things go bad 1. Restart 2. Call Emiglio 3. Call 911

<Xiven> ok did i tell you how much we all hate keeper of orion

<Kam> we should have random development quotes

* GwieF updates THE love db