Voidwars

(7:48:05 AM) Kam: a m4xx was walking along the bank of a river looking for a way to the other side. He came across a lovebun and asked if she could carry him on her back. She said no if I do that you will slap me. He said that if he did that they would both drown. So she thought about it and agreed to carry him across. 
(7:48:24 AM) Kam: pineapple fruitcakes!
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(7:50:17 AM) Kam: Half way across the river m4xx slapped lovebun and as the water washed them away, the lovebun asked "why did you do that, now we will both drown". The m4xx said "I couldnt help it, its my nature"
(7:51:12 AM) Grinder`: and what does kam's parable teach us Lovebun?
(7:51:36 AM) Lovebun: It teaches Lovebun not to listen to nasty people 
(7:51:44 AM) Grinder`: all wrong
(7:51:46 AM) Kam: that watching too much star trek is bad for you